"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic
"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident
i'm writing one of those pickup artist books but for pathetic boys seeking out carnivorous and insane women
- no more peacocking -- "dodoing" is the practice of displaying your helpless demeanor, with just a touch of fat boy swag to it
- a million guys there will hand her a note with their number on it. what YOU'RE going to do is hand her a note with your address and a list of any medication allergies or debilitating phobias
- NEVER leave the club before you get the opportunity to fall down a flight of stairs in front of her
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
ALT
ALT
ALT
i forget that biden has an actual wife and isn't married to kamala harris sometimes
ALT
Bein fat is good and normal and its hot and its morally neutral and its the best thing ever and it's just a way some people exist
Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.
LET GO!!!!!!
Love this post. REally lets you step into the shoes of someone stealin gummy worm